i was working at a bible camp one summer

and one night we were bored so we decided to light our farts on fire, this girl who i was really attracted knew i farted like crazy and had some massive ones, so i felt one coming on, and when i let it loose it was a […]

Every time someone tells me about their personal life, the song “Don’t Care” by Obituary comes on in my head. I can’t drown it out and it is very loud.

It may be how I feel but makes it really difficult to listen to people

i’ve masturbated drunk and high in the colorado river… during a lightning storm.