i was working at a bible camp one summer

and one night we were bored so we decided to light our farts on fire, this girl who i was really attracted knew i farted like crazy and had some massive ones, so i felt one coming on, and when i let it loose it was a […]

Sometims when I feel an unusually large bowel movement coming soon, I’ll weigh myself before

and after to determine the magnitude of the feces I’m shedding.

Every time someone tells me about their personal life, the song “Don’t Care” by Obituary comes on in my head. I can’t drown it out and it is very loud.

It may be how I feel but makes it really difficult to listen to people