One time, when i was at my house having sex with my then
girlfriend, i heard a disguisting sound as we switched positions.

The room was quiet for a few seconds

as i pondered what the fuck just
happened.
Finally, I just asked her.. “Did you just fart”?

“Oh My God Yes!!!” She replied. “Your going to break up with me
now!”

“No”, […]

i was working at a bible camp one summer

and one night we were bored so we decided to light our farts on fire, this girl who i was really attracted knew i farted like crazy and had some massive ones, so i felt one coming on, and when i let it loose it was a […]