I work as as the person who refills vending machines for a living.
Anyway, I always fill the vending machines in a way so that it eather eats the change or the product get stuck on the metal screw despencer..

Then i get out of uniform and just sit down with a newspaper and LMAO at the […]

I was really mean to my dogs once.

I cut one of my dogs hair and piled it up on the coffee table.

Then I looked at it and got all excited, I started petting the pile of hair, and stroking it, and talking puppy talk to the pile of hair.
My dogs thought it was another puppy […]

I work in a Chinese restaurant where we make our own fortune cookies.

We have microphones underneath the restaurant’s tables, thus we are able to listen in on the customers’ conversations.

We wait until we hear something of particular importance in the customer’s life, then make a fortune cookies whose fortunes are specific for that customer and […]