My husband of 3 yrs got a promotion last week,
 
 I was very happy about it until I learned that he was going to have to work 2nd shift, so that mean’t I would see him late at night.
 
 So this weekend his buddy was over and I over heard him tell his buddy ” to stop […]

I work in a Chinese restaurant where we make our own fortune cookies.

We have microphones underneath the restaurant’s tables, thus we are able to listen in on the customers’ conversations.

We wait until we hear something of particular importance in the customer’s life, then make a fortune cookies whose fortunes are specific for that customer and […]