I work as as the person who refills vending machines for a living.
Anyway, I always fill the vending machines in a way so that it eather eats the change or the product get stuck on the metal screw despencer..

Then i get out of uniform and just sit down with a newspaper and LMAO at the […]

i was working at a bible camp one summer

and one night we were bored so we decided to light our farts on fire, this girl who i was really attracted knew i farted like crazy and had some massive ones, so i felt one coming on, and when i let it loose it was a […]

Sometims when I feel an unusually large bowel movement coming soon, I’ll weigh myself before

and after to determine the magnitude of the feces I’m shedding.

Every time someone tells me about their personal life, the song “Don’t Care” by Obituary comes on in my head. I can’t drown it out and it is very loud.

It may be how I feel but makes it really difficult to listen to people

One day me and my girlfriend and I went to my house after school.

I did not take the time to greet my dog when I came in the door because we were too focused on other activities.

We went down to my room and started having sex on my bed. My bed is very low to […]

Whenever I see an obese woman I immediately fantasize about making intimate love with her in a forgotten motel room on the west side of Chicago.
I’m wearing a wife beater and she has on hiking boots. I imagine beads of sweat dripping off her hairy lip as she whispers, “you’ll always be your fathers […]

My mother cleans her vibrators in the Dishwasher and she doesnt think i know. Its disgusting and i hate it

i’ve masturbated drunk and high in the colorado river… during a lightning storm.