My husband of 3 yrs got a promotion last week,
 
 I was very happy about it until I learned that he was going to have to work 2nd shift, so that mean’t I would see him late at night.
 
 So this weekend his buddy was over and I over heard him tell his buddy ” to stop […]

One time, when i was at my house having sex with my then
girlfriend, i heard a disguisting sound as we switched positions.

The room was quiet for a few seconds

as i pondered what the fuck just
happened.
Finally, I just asked her.. “Did you just fart”?

“Oh My God Yes!!!” She replied. “Your going to break up with me
now!”

“No”, […]