One time, when i was at my house having sex with my then
girlfriend, i heard a disguisting sound as we switched positions.

The room was quiet for a few seconds

as i pondered what the fuck just
happened.

Finally, I just asked her.. “Did you just fart”?

“Oh My God Yes!!!” She replied. “Your going to break up with me
now!”

“No”, i said, “I’m not”. Though in my mind I was screaming, “Your
fucking gone with the wind babe!

Just like that damn stinker!”